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Snakes on a Package!

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A German woman sparked panic at her local post office when a deadly 5 foot albino python escaped from a packet she had mailed, police said on Tuesday.

The 28-year-old woman, who had sold the snake on the Internet, stuffed it in a package labelled "attention - glass" to be sent to its new owner.

"Staff accepted the package and put it in the back of the office," said police. "All of a sudden, they noticed the mothaf*$kin' package moving around and then saw a big mothaf*$kin' albino mothaf*$ker wriggling out of it."

Luckily one of the postal workers, who was familiar with deadly snakes, wrestled with it for nearly an hour then locked it into another container, while her potential snake food colleagues ran away screaming.  "It's my job to handle life and death situations on a daily basis. It's what I do, and I'm very good at it”, the woman said.

July 25, 2006 | Permalink | Comments (4) | TrackBack (0)

Snakes on a Electric Blanket (update #2)!

Veterinarian Karsten Fostvedt conducted a two-hour operation to save Houdini, the 12-foot Burmese python, after it swallowed an entire queen-size electric blanket - with the electrical cord and control box. "It's my job to handle life and death situations on a daily basis. It's what I do, and I'm very good at it”, Fostvedt said.

The surgery to remove it took an 18-inch incision. Specialists say Houdini would have died without the operation. “That is one lucky motha fuckin’ snake!”, says Fostvedt.

Currently Houdini is recovering at home in bed, and awaiting his rabbit dinner.

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July 20, 2006 | Permalink | Comments (9) | TrackBack (4)

Snakes on a Electric Blanket (update #1)!

"The motha fuckin' snake ate the whole thing!", owner Karl Beznoska said. He kept the blanket in the cage to keep the 60-pound reptile, named Houdini, warm.
Houdini has been rushed to an emergency surgery.  X-rays show the tangle of the blanket's wiring extending through about 8 feet of the Houdini's digestive tract. Stay tuned!

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July 20, 2006 | Permalink | Comments (13) | TrackBack (0)

BREAKING NEWS: Snakes on a Electric Blanket!

Houdini the python is attempting to swallow a queen-sized electric blanket that got tangeled up in his rabbit dinner.  Stay tuned for details!

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July 19, 2006 | Permalink | TrackBack (0)

Snakes on a Bridge!

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This snake really knows how to work those nuts. I think he's using his super serpent stomach strength for sneaky street sabotage.

July 12, 2006 | Permalink | Comments (2) | TrackBack (0)

Snakes on a Cactus!

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I really don't know what to say. I am speechless. This snake is totally hardcore. Who sleeps on a cactus!?! Hardcore snakes, that's who.

July 10, 2006 | Permalink | Comments (1)

Snakes on an Oprah!

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If you were wondering what snakes do while they're on planes. Evidence!! Snakes are suckers for Oprah.

July 04, 2006 | Permalink | Comments (7)

Snakes on a Bed!!

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These guys are not what you want to find when checking into a hotel, but hey... snakes gotta sleep too! Looks like a little snake family awwww.

July 03, 2006 | Permalink | Comments (3)

Snakes on a Grill!

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These snakes might be on the grill, but don't think they've given up yet. Hot dog, if I were you, I'd watch my back.

May 24, 2006 | Permalink | Comments (6)

Snakes on a Sign!

Q.  Why did the snake cross the road?
A.  To get on the mothaf&*%in' bus!!!

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March 30, 2006 | Permalink | Comments (25)

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