I really wish I could tell you what this picture is all about, but the website is in Arabic. So, I can only assume this is some kind of snake terrorist training camp. No, not because of the Arabic, you racist, because of the snakes!!! Terror is what they do.
I think this snake is learning how to parallel park. The folks at the DMV are real sticklers about this, they only give drivers licenses to snakes who can parallel park.
Mysterious power outages right at the peak of summer hotness... how did we not suspect them sooner! Note to self: when miserable, blame snakes.
Now these mothaf*$kin snakes are after the mothaf*$kin navy! What are they thinking!?!? Though I will say, I went to www.safetycenter.navy.mil and I saw no information on what to do in case of a snake computer assault, so maybe the snakes just know our weak point.
According to Mr Rich Borglum this time things did end badly.
What's so sad, is it looks like he was doing ok! Had a little sheep dinner... was halfway out... then BAM! My theory, he looked back, thought another snake was chasing him, tried to get him through the fence.
This theory is entirely based on behavior displayed by my cat. Cats and snakes are kind of the same right? They both have tails, like hamsters, behave poorly on planes. That's enough for me, case closed.
We just received a few Treo 650's yesterday and within minutes there were snakes slithering all over them. Smartphone? Well… snakes are smart too. These ain’t no dumb snakes. This is actually the same mothaf&%king phone used by Mercedes (Rachel Blanchard) in Snakes on a Plane. You can see a snap of her using it here -- right before her dog becomes snake food. Snakes on a mothaf&%king Treo 650!
In the event of a decompression, an oxygen mask will automatically drop from a compartment above your seat. To start the flow of oxygen, pull the mask towards you. Place it firmly over your nose and mouth, secure the elastic band behind your head, and breathe normally. Although the bag does not inflate, oxygen is flowing to the mask. If you are travelling with a snake who requires assistance, place your mask on first, and then you may assist the snake.
Your snake's safety is our primary concern.
As you may know there is a new board game being produced loosely based on Snakes on a Plane called Cobras in a Cockpit. "You will hiss, rattle, squeeze, and bite your way through the plane, earning points for each section you throw into chaos." Sounds awesome and safe since no real snakes are used. But some crazy mothaf%$er who obviously doesn’t care about his life sent us a picture of a board game he plays involving real snakes! These ain’t no dumb snakes.
