Don't mess with Jakob. This 8 year old eats mothaf%$*ing snakes for breakfast!
Someone needs to explain to these snakes that hiding in see through bottles is not the way to go. Frosted is better. Then someone goes to pour a nice romantic glass of wine and BAM!
Actually its snakes wrapped around a beer, but thats not the point. Its Snakes!!! At least these mothaf&*%in’ snakes like good beer. Thanks Ian.
These snakes might be on the grill, but don't think they've given up yet. Hot dog, if I were you, I'd watch my back.