"You have a snake on yo' ass. Hold still!"
Snakes on a Fence!
According to Mr Rich Borglum this time things did end badly.
What's so sad, is it looks like he was doing ok! Had a little sheep dinner... was halfway out... then BAM! My theory, he looked back, thought another snake was chasing him, tried to get him through the fence.
This theory is entirely based on behavior displayed by my cat. Cats and snakes are kind of the same right? They both have tails, like hamsters, behave poorly on planes. That's enough for me, case closed.
Snakes on a Snakes on a Plane Opening Night Kit!
I wanted to forward you along a link that firstshowing.net sent me. They are running a “promo” and helping anyone put together an opening night / midnight kit for the opening showings of Snakes on a Plane. If you sign-up they will send you a little kit with some mini-posters and more. Sounds fun. Sign up your theater by August 13th to be eligable.
Snakes on a Hamster!!
I know you thought this was going to end badly, but no! These guys are friends!
There is also a picture of a hamster on a snake, if you are into that kind of thing, and I know you are. Sicko.
Snakes on a Pug (again)!!
If you liked Snakes on a Pug, you'll love Snakes on a Pug on your T-Shirt!
Also available, Snakes on a Pug on a Tote Bag:
Snakes on a Pug on a Thong:
Snakes on a Pug on a Trucker Hat:
And finally, Snakes on a Pug on a Tshirt on a Pug:
(Ok, it's not a pug, but wouldn't it be way funnier if it was a pug? Just pretend it's a pug.)
Snakes on a Snake Body Modification!
Allen Falkner's tongue is split and pierced, an example of the growing trend of snake body modification. It is split down the middle, and when he sticks it out, it looks like a two-pronged snake tongue.
The alteration to the 36-year-old Dallas man's body might appear shocking, but they're standard for people in the growing trend known as snake body modification
Snakes on a Plano!
Snakes on a Toothbrush!
Remember Jakob, the kid who eats snakes for breakfast? Apparently the snakes are now targeting his dental products! I wish I could have been there when Jakob yelled, "I've had it with these tiny little mothaf!%@ing snakes on this mothaf*$&ing toothbrush!"
I also see that Jakob is a genius! Notice how he uses a drawing of a snake in a "S" pattern to represent “S” in Sam. Brilliant!
I also see that Jakob is a genius! Notice how he uses a drawing of a snake in a "S" pattern to represent “S” in Sam. Brilliant!
Snakes on a Phone Call!
The marketing geniuses for Snakes on a Plane have come up with the best marketing idea yet! Have Samuel L. Jackson call your mothaf*#ing friends! This site lets you type in a series of character traits and has Sam call them directly to intimidate them into seeing Snakes on a Plane. Quality entertainment. Great way to confuse your grandparents!
Snakes on a Treo 650!
We just received a few Treo 650's yesterday and within minutes there were snakes slithering all over them. Smartphone? Well… snakes are smart too. These ain’t no dumb snakes. This is actually the same mothaf&%king phone used by Mercedes (Rachel Blanchard) in Snakes on a Plane. You can see a snap of her using it here -- right before her dog becomes snake food. Snakes on a mothaf&%king Treo 650!
