Snakes on a Fiesta!
Snakes on a Car!
I really wish I could tell you what this picture is all about, but the website is in Arabic. So, I can only assume this is some kind of snake terrorist training camp. No, not because of the Arabic, you racist, because of the snakes!!! Terror is what they do.
I think this snake is learning how to parallel park. The folks at the DMV are real sticklers about this, they only give drivers licenses to snakes who can parallel park.
Sankes on a Finger!
What could this person possibly be doing? Checking the snake's tonsils? Attempting to retrieve a mouse? Teaching him an eating disorder? Committing suicide? I vote for that last one.
Snakes on a Dog!
Ok, we've had some complaints. Too many cats, whine whine whine, where are the dogs, whine whine whine. So quit your mothaf*$king bitching, here is a picture of a dog... with a snake on him. I think his name is Meathead (the dog not the snake).
For those of you with short-term memory loss, we have posted plenty of puppy pictures. Also, watch the movie. The dog doesn't do so well, this is not my fault.
PS I love this mothaf*$king picture, dog and all.
Snakes on a Cat!
Look that snake's tongue is actually on his little kitty nose!!!!
What is the deal with these animals being entirely unconcerned about their snake proximity! Don't they understand that these snakes are mothaf*$king deadly!
Though I have it on good authority that this cat kicked the crap out of some mothaf*$king headphones earlier this week, so maybe he's gotten a little cocky.
Snakes on a Baby!
It's been a little while, so I bet you were starting to think the babies were safe. Well you were WRONG! Actually the babies have given up, they have surrendered, or maybe they are sleeping. You can never tell with these babies.
Snakes on an Air Conditioner!
Mysterious power outages right at the peak of summer hotness... how did we not suspect them sooner! Note to self: when miserable, blame snakes.
Snakes on a Contest!
The people over at the Snakes on the Plane camp have been kind enough to give us a Snake kit to give away to one of our lucky readers. The Snake kit includes a Snakes on a Plane movie poster, t-shirt, iron on transfer book, and a mothaf$%&ing hat. Value $60. I will hopefully be getting a few of these Snake kits to give away, but so far I only have one. I will also be giving away some other Snakes on the Plane items (like Snakes on a Plane iPod skins and a Snakes on a Plane audiobook) to lucky readers. To enter the contest send us a picture of "snakes on stuff" to snakesonstuff@gmail.com. Be creative. We will randomly select the winner from all entries on August 27th.
Snakes on a Computer!
Now these mothaf*$kin snakes are after the mothaf*$kin navy! What are they thinking!?!? Though I will say, I went to www.safetycenter.navy.mil and I saw no information on what to do in case of a snake computer assault, so maybe the snakes just know our weak point.
Snakes on a Montage!
Chris the Snake-Wrangler is so badass! He wrangles mothaf&*$ing snakes. I imagine/hope he drives a truck like this.
Snakes on a Dog Butt!
"You have a snake on yo' ass. Hold still!"
Snakes on a Fence!
According to Mr Rich Borglum this time things did end badly.
What's so sad, is it looks like he was doing ok! Had a little sheep dinner... was halfway out... then BAM! My theory, he looked back, thought another snake was chasing him, tried to get him through the fence.
This theory is entirely based on behavior displayed by my cat. Cats and snakes are kind of the same right? They both have tails, like hamsters, behave poorly on planes. That's enough for me, case closed.
Snakes on a Snakes on a Plane Opening Night Kit!
I wanted to forward you along a link that firstshowing.net sent me. They are running a “promo” and helping anyone put together an opening night / midnight kit for the opening showings of Snakes on a Plane. If you sign-up they will send you a little kit with some mini-posters and more. Sounds fun. Sign up your theater by August 13th to be eligable.
Snakes on a Hamster!!
I know you thought this was going to end badly, but no! These guys are friends!
There is also a picture of a hamster on a snake, if you are into that kind of thing, and I know you are. Sicko.
Snakes on a Pug (again)!!
If you liked Snakes on a Pug, you'll love Snakes on a Pug on your T-Shirt!
Also available, Snakes on a Pug on a Tote Bag:
Snakes on a Pug on a Thong:
Snakes on a Pug on a Trucker Hat:
And finally, Snakes on a Pug on a Tshirt on a Pug:
(Ok, it's not a pug, but wouldn't it be way funnier if it was a pug? Just pretend it's a pug.)
Snakes on a Snake Body Modification!
Allen Falkner's tongue is split and pierced, an example of the growing trend of snake body modification. It is split down the middle, and when he sticks it out, it looks like a two-pronged snake tongue.
The alteration to the 36-year-old Dallas man's body might appear shocking, but they're standard for people in the growing trend known as snake body modification
Snakes on a Plano!
Snakes on a Toothbrush!
Remember Jakob, the kid who eats snakes for breakfast? Apparently the snakes are now targeting his dental products! I wish I could have been there when Jakob yelled, "I've had it with these tiny little mothaf!%@ing snakes on this mothaf*$&ing toothbrush!"
I also see that Jakob is a genius! Notice how he uses a drawing of a snake in a "S" pattern to represent “S” in Sam. Brilliant!
I also see that Jakob is a genius! Notice how he uses a drawing of a snake in a "S" pattern to represent “S” in Sam. Brilliant!
Snakes on a Phone Call!
The marketing geniuses for Snakes on a Plane have come up with the best marketing idea yet! Have Samuel L. Jackson call your mothaf*#ing friends! This site lets you type in a series of character traits and has Sam call them directly to intimidate them into seeing Snakes on a Plane. Quality entertainment. Great way to confuse your grandparents!
Snakes on a Treo 650!
We just received a few Treo 650's yesterday and within minutes there were snakes slithering all over them. Smartphone? Well… snakes are smart too. These ain’t no dumb snakes. This is actually the same mothaf&%king phone used by Mercedes (Rachel Blanchard) in Snakes on a Plane. You can see a snap of her using it here -- right before her dog becomes snake food. Snakes on a mothaf&%king Treo 650!
